And your crybaby whiny-assed
opinion would be....?
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office. It's Hell
with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing &
still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to
pay me.
Sarcasm is just one more service
we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you
leave?
You!.... Off my planet!
If I want to hear the pitter
patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on
my cats.
Does your train of thought have a
caboose?
The Bible was written by the same
people who said the Earth was flat.
Did the aliens forget to remove
your anal probe?
Errors have been made. Others will
be blamed.
A hard-on doesn't count as
personal growth.
A PBS mind in an MTV world.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Whatever kind of look you were
going for, you missed.
Suburbia: where they tear out the
trees & then name streets after them.
Well, this day was a total waste
of makeup.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no
evil.
Are those your eyeballs? I found
them in my cleavage.
I'm not your type. I'm not
inflatable.
I have a computer, a vibrator,
& pizza delivery. Why should I leave
the house?
Not all men are annoying. Some are
dead.
Did I mention the kick in the
groin you'll be receiving if you
touch me?
It ain't the size, it's... no,
it's the size.
A woman's favorite position is
CEO.
I'm trying to imagine you with a
personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell
without a door.
Stress is when you wake up
screaming & you realize you haven't
fallen asleep yet.
Can I trade this job for what's
behind door 1?
I thought I wanted a career, turns
out I just wanted paychecks.
Okay, okay, I take it back!
UnScrew you!
Too many freaks, not enough
circuses.
Macho Law prohibits me from
admitting I'm wrong.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in
it?
Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my
work here is done.
I plead contemporary insanity.
And which dwarf are you?
How do I set a laser printer to
stun?
Meandering to a different drummer.
I majored in liberal arts. Will
that be for here or to go?
