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How Many Dogs Does It Take To . . .

(Golden Retriever) The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
(Border Collie) Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
(Dachshund) I can't reach the stupid lamp.
(Toy Poodle) I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
(Rottweiler) Go Ahead! Make Me!
(Shitzu) Puh-leeze, dahling. Let the servants ...
(Lab) Oh! Me, Me !!! Pleeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
(Malamute) Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
(Cocker Spaniel) Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
(Doberman Pinscher) While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
(Mastiff) Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
(Hound Dog) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
(Chihuahua) Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
(Irish Wolfhound) Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
(Pointer) I see it! There it is! Right there!
(Greyhound) It isn't moving. Who cares?
(Australian Shepherd) Put all the bulbs in a little circle ...
(Old English Sheep Dog) Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? Arf!

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