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How Many Dogs Does It Take To . . .

  • (Golden Retriever) The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
  • (Border Collie) Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
  • (Dachshund) I can't reach the stupid lamp.
  • (Toy Poodle) I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
  • (Rottweiler) Go Ahead! Make Me!
  • (Shitzu) Puh-leeze, dahling. Let the servants ...
  • (Lab) Oh! Me, Me !!! Pleeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
  • (Malamute) Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
  • (Cocker Spaniel) Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
  • (Doberman Pinscher) While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
  • (Mastiff) Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
  • (Hound Dog) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
  • (Chihuahua) Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
  • (Irish Wolfhound) Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.
  • (Pointer) I see it! There it is! Right there!
  • (Greyhound) It isn't moving. Who cares?
  • (Australian Shepherd) Put all the bulbs in a little circle ...
  • (Old English Sheep Dog)Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? Arf!

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