1st little girl: Do you believe
in the tooth fairy?
2nd little girl: No, I used
to, but now I don't. I think it's just a regular fairy who
gets dressed up.
One summer evening during a
violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She
was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his
voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him
a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I
have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at
last by his shaky little voice. "The big sissy."
Finding one of her students
making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently
reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher
said, "Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made
ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well,
Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
A four-year-old Catholic boy
was playing with a 4-year-old Protestant girl in a plastic wading
pool in the back yard. They splashed a lot of water on each
other; their clothes were soaking wet, so they decide to take off
their clothes. The little boy looked at the little girl and
said, "Golly, I didn't know there was that much difference between
Catholics and Protestants."
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